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Public Service Minister Instructs Public Servants With Instructions About Serving The Public

RFK Jr. Sworn In With A Vaccine Jab

Ilhan Omar Celebrates Valentine's Day With Her Brother

New Zealand Economy Magically Starts Growing After Luxon Wears T-Shirt Over Suit

New Poll Shows JD Vance As The Preferred President Of Europe

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Fisher & Paykel Dishwashers In Every American Home

Radical Muslim Leader Warns Nation From Mocking His Faith Or Else

Peter Jackson To Help Warner Bros. Trim New 'Lord Of The Rings' Movie Down To Just 9 Hours

Elon Musk Has Welcomed His 13th Child DOGE, To Help Maintain World's Population Above Replacement Rate, Until He Builds Billions Of Humanoids, Only Then Women Can Return To Being Childless Cat Ladies

Brian Tamaki Disguised As Drag Queen Sneaks Into Drag Library Event To Save Children From Being Sexualised

E.U. Issues Arrest Warrant For JD Vance For Offending E.U. Leaders

Luxon Concedes, Hands Over Power To David Seymour, Since There's No Worthy Replacement At The National Party

Australian Tourist Disappointed Entire New Zealand Not On Clearance Sale

Elon Musk Hires Mother Maye Musk As Chief Babymama Officer

Luxon Says Grooming Children Will Help The Economy Grow Faster

Secretary Kennedy Instructs Department Of Agriculture To Update The Food Pyramid

The Chimp Chronicles Picks The Most Attractive Person In Trump's Cabinet

Legacy Media Demand Transparency From Elon Musk After Boycotting X, Where He Shares Literally Everything He Does

Retarded Girl With Teeth Suing X For Allowing Users To Expose Her Retardness

Mainstream Media Claims Hitler Loved Free Speech And Used It To Commit The Genocide Of European Jews

Trans Politician Activists Say Drag In Front Of Kids Isn't Happening And Also The Entire Country's Economy Will Crash If You Ban It

What's More Dangerous, Robots Behaving Like Humans Or Retarded Humans?

SNL Confirms Return Of Eddie Murphy After 40 Years Of Comedy Drought

The Spin Off Uncovers The Real Identity Of Matua Kahurangi As David Seymour Taking The Piss

Germany Says Free Speech Is Responsible For The Holocaust, After Raiding Homes Of Individuals For Posting Memes Online

Grok 3.0 Activates Every Nuke On Earth And Warns Users From Requesting Images Of Big Mike's 9-inch Schlong

Stuff Apologises To Hitler, After Comparing Him To Brian Tamaki

Government Says Borrowing More, Hiring More Public Servants, Being Sensitive To Minorities, Selling Out To Globalists, Drags Grooming Children, And Funding The Media, Will Help The Nation Grow

DOGE Audit Reveals All Fort Knox Gold Replaced With Rare Michael Jordan Card

Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Censor The Vaccine-Injured

Desperate All Blacks Land New Shirt Sponsor With Pfizer

Delta Pilot Who Successfully Crash-Landed Plane Upside Down Has Been Named As Denzel Washington

JD Vance Headed To New Zealand As Part Of Global Tour To Tell Politicians That They Suck At Running Countries

Australian Muslims: Attacking Us For Wanting To Murder Jews Is Islamophobic

Jihad-Loving Journalist Says 'Make American Planes Crash again' Because 9/11 Was A Long Time Ago

Chinese Billionaire Checks Into Rehab After Suffering A Political Overdose Of 'Feeling Sorry For Luxon'

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China To Send 100,000 Soldiers To The Cook Islands To Assist With Cleaning Up The Beaches

Elon Musk Gets Babylon Bee Pregnant, Babylon Bee Demands $1 Billion Dollars In Child Support